Hello There!

Congratulations on locating my sunny portion of this Internet forest! You no doubt have caught glimpses of my handiwork either in your hands or on a glowing screen and are now here wondering what all this merry making means. 

I Will Tell You What It Means…

…by asking you some questions.

• Are you interested in giving unique, handmade greeting cards?

• Do you feel like you are settling for less when you purchase and give the usual greeting cards from the store?

• Do you ever wish to feel like you are purchasing greeting cards from a friend rather than from a big corporation?

• Do you heartily believe in the power of words fitly spoken or written but sometimes need a little inspiration? 

• Does the idea that you can shape the futures of all you meet and share life with using words intrigue you?

If you answered, “Yes!” to the above questions, then you might understand the meaning of what you find Inside the Card Room, the place where I help you share joy and beauty with others.

What Is Inside the Card Room?

Inside the Card Room is my email list’s official name, and by joining my list you gain daily access to

• greeting card message and letter writing inspiration

• thoughts and stories concerning words and their power

• random helpful tips and ramblings on life 

• and, of course, shop links to purchase the greeting cards I make

But…

Is Inside the Card Room the place for you? Not everyone will fancy it. Why? Well, take a gander at the list below and spot something to think twice about:

• You see red when written content doesn’t match your convictions to a T. You also carry a mace…and use it on the author.

• You can’t stand having ideas presented to you in an informal or humorous fashion.

• You despise daily promotions.

• You grow faint when you see a greeting card priced above $6.

• You won’t think or follow instructions but will chew me out if you have difficulties. 

• You are uncomfortable at the barest mention of God or Christ Jesus. I’m not attempting to evangelize anyone here nor do I restrict my service to Christians. But every now and then you may hear me mention something in relation to the Lord. 

• You are a Christian who, to “protect the faith” and other like excuses, nitpicks and fights with your brethren. I refuse to humor you in such unholy balderdash. Repeat offenders will be banned from Inside the Card Room.

• You have no qualms about buying items and then demanding refunds for them. I do not issue refunds or except returns unless your order arrived damaged.

• You do not live in the United States. I don’t ship outside the US.

If any of the above describes you, you’d best hot foot it off this website. You’ll be very unhappy Inside the Card Room. 

Now For The Good News…

Whoever clears the above list and is bold, strong, and mature minded may enter Inside the Card Room by clicking the button below and filling out the email subscription form as instructed. 

Those who subscribe shall be rewarded daily with food to satisfy their souls, inspiration to nerve their writing hand, and access to beautiful, unique, keepsake greeting cards.

All this can be your’s. You need only to fill out the email subscription form.